Essays, the tool that all teachers use to enslave countless people into talking for endless minutes on topics that none cares about. The essay, the work of art that I have to master. The essay is taking my fun away, I have no time for my self because I have to write this essay for the 7th time. I hate you essay, because of you I can’t blog about fun things that I care about. Because of you I can’t take a food break, because of you I can’t blog about fun things that I like. Becuase of you I can’t take any advil because of my stress headache. I hate Because of you essay, I am mad as heck. Essay, I hope that one day, I will write a better type of writing form so that you will be just as useless as the concluding paragraph. One day essay, one day…